They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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