We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
