FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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