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(713): View more from Texas

You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

(925): View more from California

I'm not gay.

(713): View more from Texas

Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

(925): View more from California

If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

(713): View more from Texas

Its fine.

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(713): You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do. (925): I'm not gay. (713): Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me? (925): If ghandi gives good head...I'm in (713): Its fine. http://tfl.nu/3wbt

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(865): View more from Tennessee

mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.

(1-865): View more from Tennessee

i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.

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(865): mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml. (1-865): i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi. http://tfl.nu/9era

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(226): View more from Ontario

forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. http://tfl.nu/kw3s

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(608): Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows. http://tfl.nu/05tf

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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(202): why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock http://tfl.nu/5322

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(586): View more from Michigan

there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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(586): there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control. http://tfl.nu/uxm4

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(702): View more from Nevada

What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs

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(702): What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs http://tfl.nu/q2ol

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?

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(+44): Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night? http://tfl.nu/4ztl

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(815): View more from Illinois

I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"

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(815): I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning" http://tfl.nu/wpur

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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(865): Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right? http://tfl.nu/ddd7

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.

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(306): Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess. http://tfl.nu/uhd6

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.

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(610): I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird. http://tfl.nu/yqaf

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(859): View more from Kentucky

If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.

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(859): If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know. http://tfl.nu/ok32

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(301): View more from Maryland

The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.

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(301): The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able. http://tfl.nu/bzys

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?

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(902): I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it? http://tfl.nu/w0e4

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