Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

There is too much vodka and too much dick.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"

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(917): View more from New York City

Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early

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