We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Two words: nipple clamps
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