like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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