Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
