I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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