dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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