That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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