It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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