He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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