After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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