Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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