I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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