I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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