even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
