I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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