I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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