are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
