We're like a lot better than the average bears
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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