p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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