I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just high enough for therapy.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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