just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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