the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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