all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
3pm strippers are depressing
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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