It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have demons in me.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
