Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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