You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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