super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
being pregnant is like rehab
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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