I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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