Umm I'm too high to move.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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