And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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