Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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