if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He did a backflip because drugs
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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