I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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