I wish i was in the wii world.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
