i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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