She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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