i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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