I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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