around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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