Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I could fuck to npr.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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