Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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