My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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