Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You were trust falling into bushes
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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