Dignity is for republicans.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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