I wish you could order shots online.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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