he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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