Sponge bath it is.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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