Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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