Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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