she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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