I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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