everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Can you bring me the toilet please
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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