so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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