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• (509): View more from Washington

  Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol

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  HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

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• (516): View more from New York

  and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.

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  Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So I just got motorboated by my grandma…

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.

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  Magyver!

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