If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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