She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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