i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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